How To Do Nothing At Work, But Look Like You Are

A bit long, but worth the watch, some good practical advice in there. Simply brilliant.

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Wake Your Lazy Eye Up With Prozac You Crazy Bastards

It turns out that Prozac isn’t very good at warding off your depression or anorexia if you’ve got that. The drug though may help children who are visually impaired. A team of Finnish and Italian researchers announced that the drug, when administered to rats with impaired vision, played a role in correcting their eyesight. Even […]

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Get Your Nut Off In 3 To 7 Minutes For Good Sex

A group of scientists got together and decided to measure intra-vaginal ejaculatory latency (the time after you “stick it in”) and find out duration satisfied participants (aka. fuckers) most. Women were asked afterwards what they considered “too short”, “adequate”, and “desirable”. When it comes to time and vaginal penetration and ejaculation, the average for “too […]

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Lost My Post, My Will To Write Another One

In my attempt to fix some coding errors over here I accidentally destroyed much of the database filled with Be Lazier…and since we’re lazy here (hence the blog name) I hadn’t run a backup in a while. I learned a great lesson today – take backups, but automatically. Cause that way you won’t have to […]

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5 Good Reasons To Avoid Presenteeism

Workers feeling sick often force themselves to work reducing the efficiency of the workplace, a practice known as presenteeism. The New York Times has 5 good reasons to stay home when you come down with a cold. Since people are most contagious in the first two or three days of a cold, you will help […]

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Save The Courtesy Flush For Time and Water

Next time you come up to a public toilet with some leftover pee or poo save your self some effort and leave it there. Seeing someone else’s excrement may not be the most pleasant experience but you’ll only be peeing on it anyway. The average flush (in the US) uses about 1.6 gallons of water […]

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Hand Sanitizer Doesn’t Reduce Hospital Infections

Gobs of hand sanitizer are good at quickly reducing the number of germs on hands but not in hospitals. He also said hospital workers shouldn’t wear rings and should trim their fingernails even more than the CDC recommendation of no longer than a quarter of an inch. Rupp said bacteria showed up when nails extended […]

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Destined To Passive Cheat

Newsweek reports that the more you believe in destiny over free-will, the more likely you are to cheat. The type of cheating is opportunistic in nature and not actively sought out. This is what moral philosophers call “passive cheating.” It’s the equivalent of having a sales clerk give you too much change and not choosing […]

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Exhaust Burger

I don’t know how this could possibly be safe at all. It soaks up spare heat in the gases to do the cooking, and the clamshell design keeps those noxious fumes away from your food.

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How To Take A Shower In A Sink

Sometimes you’ve got 5 minutes to get out of the house (usually in the mornings) as you cart your lazy ass off to school or work. You can save time by using your sink as a shower and by cleaning only the stinkiest of body parts. Pits – Sprinkle some water underneath your armpits and […]

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