Student’s Call For Snow Day Leaves Administration Out In The Cold

A student in Virginia used his cell phone during lunch to complain to the chief operating officer of his county [Dean Tistadt] about the 3 inches of snow outside. The student, Devraj Kori, could not find Tisdadt in his office and decided to call his publicly listed home number. He got his wife instead, who […]

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The Blogosphere’s Waistline Expanding Into The Fatosphere

Behind a computer is a good place for fat people to hide. It’s just exchanging time that used to be spent in front of the TV. The fatosphere is growing, and letting people know it’s OK to be morbidly obese, too fat to see your penis, or the size of a small house. Blogs written […]

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Use Fake Soda Labels To Cheap On Your Next Exam

Very clever – you simply scan in the soda label and replace the text with your notes, formulas, whatever. Watch the video to see a demonstration. I’d recommend trying this sometime during the current semester. Teachers will catch on eventually and ban soda bottles from desktops during test time in the future (if they don’t […]

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Missed Your Favorite TV Shows? Get Recaps At dingoRUE TV

The website dingoRUE lists recaps and spoilers of several sitcoms and reality shows. The site makes it easy to search through old episodes and get the run down of the highlights.� If you just can’t wait to get to your TiVo after work to find out what happened on the Amazing Race 12 Episode 10 […]

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Napping Helps Improve Memory

Scientists in Israel have found that napping for 90 minutes helps the brain to process new information and retain recently learned things too. The study, published in Nature Neuroscience, found participants allowed a 90-minute nap between learning the first task and the second task, did not show much improvement in the evening, but did show […]

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I’m Being Lazier Until Dec. 26

That’s why this site is called, Be Lazier. Have a good holiday weekend, see you all next week with new stories about peeing and whatnot.

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Recycle Old Phone Books

Phone books are a complete waste of space, energy, and outdated. Not to mention that but they are really not suited for the lazy at heart. Who can be bothered to search for a listing, when there is the Internet? Most states offer some (usually free) way to recycle those big ugly yellow paperweights. It’s […]

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Keep Your Fingers Clean With The Popcorn Fork

It may destroy your lungs, but at least it will keep you from having to wash your hands…though licking can be fun. [via Gizmodo]

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The Fast, Easy, and Healthy Omelet

Get nutrition and curb your appetite quickly with a few eggs, some canned veggies, and tomato sauce. You can prepare a cheap meal by getting some omega-3 enhanced eggs, a can of corn, and some pasta sauce. Begin by coating the pan with olive oil; heat the oil for about 2 minutes on a medium […]

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Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity

A brilliant study reported on by The Onion, which, although deserves some attention, may be harmful to laziness. Perhaps even more shocking, the study reveals that not working significantly decreases worker productivity, sometimes even resulting in no work getting done at all. Similar findings were reported in the areas of avoiding work, putting off work, […]

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