Too Lazy To Even Make Up Your Own Excuses, Just Buy Them From The Excused Absence Network

There are many times where you need some help lying to your boss, teacher, or wife who almost always need some sort of proof to believe you. The Excused Absence Network gives you the best lie exaggerated truth for your specific situation. For about $25, students and employees can buy excuse notes that appear to […]

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10 Ways To Get Your Kids Green, Without Dipping Them In Paint

Those of you who have kids can really use them as workers in your evil plots of world domination, house cleaners, and eco-warriors. Parenting.com’s list is a bit weak if you ask me and you can make your kids take an extra step. Put your kids in charge of reminding you to switch off the […]

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Study Finds Getting Fat Not Your Fault, Blame Life

Your life, which is completely out of your control, magically makes you fat according to a British government think-tank. Weight gain does not result from people�s actions � such as overindulgence or laziness �alone, and is a far more passive phenomenon than is often assumed, according to Foresight. Now, I don’t know what the hell […]

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Improve Your Photos In 60 Seconds

Take better pictures with a 60 second primer from idigitalphoto. Although it’s a bit longer than 60 seconds, you can focus on the lighting, flash, and composition sections. When the sun is high and the light is hard, don’t fight it to try to get it all. Concentrate on exposing the bright parts properly and […]

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Fill Your Coffee Pot With Clean Cups, Not The Coffee Pot

Most of us who drink coffee make a fresh pot in the morning. In the hazy fog of sleep, we usually refill the coffee maker by filling the coffee pot with water. Filling the coffee maker with water from a clean glass each time can save you time and keep your coffee tasting good. The […]

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Easy Way To Walk A Dog

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Quick Right-Brained vs. Left Brained Test, Which Are You?

An easy way to determine which side of your brain is dominant. Watch the dancer – is she moving clockwise (right-brained) or counterclockwise (left brained)? For most the dancer switches, which shows you use a little bit of both. I suppose I’m very right-brained since I can’t for the life of me get the bitch […]

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Run Faster In 10 Seconds

Running uphill as fast as you can for 10 seconds is a very effective way to increase your speed and avoid injury according to coach Brad Hudson. Hit the hill, but make it fast and short, and you get the maximum amount of training effect with the minimum amount of injury risk. “The best way […]

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Housework Causes Asthma, Asthma Causes Dirty House

This headline is great for every lazy person, since cleanliness is the direct opposite of doing nothing. Researchers have found that common air fresheners and sprays are potent lung irritants. Exposure to cleaning products could account for as much as 15%, or one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers suggest. On average, the risk […]

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Measure How Far You Can Throw Your Balls By Yourself With A Ball That Tells You

It’s hard to get kids out the door, teach them math, and then expect them to find friends – now you don’t have to. The Virtual Distance Football takes the pressure off parents by giving them a friend that they can play with for hours. I can almost guarantee that children will try to combine […]

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